Thread: Christian Weston Chandler

I heard a rumour that he lost his virginity to a Cherokee hooker. Anyone else know more about this? Also if you think CWC is bad you should check out Nick Stoutzenberger.

Originally Posted by KorinKitty

So that animated series was taken from Chandler's original creations and made into an animated series? Or is this is legit work?

I am asking before I attempt to watch it. I know his original work had some pretty sick and dark meanings beneath them.

I only fully saw the second season (there's only one episode) of this which is quality stuff. It's an original story based on Chris-chan.

Originally Posted by Starwind55

The amazing thing about Chris is, when he rages, he goes from making constipated sounds to doing the most brutal throat clearing ever.

He can be like an obese Jim Carrey character.

Originally Posted by Example

I heard a rumour that he lost his virginity to a Cherokee hooker. Anyone else know more about this? Also if you think CWC is bad you should check out Nick Stoutzenberger.

Yeah, that's true. There was the time when the trolls sent two hookers to his house. I wonder how that went down, but Chris didn't end up getting laid.

He wrote about the Cherokee hooker at length I believe. I think there was another escort who became his "friend" on social media for e-fame.

I do recall that Nick guy. Complete loony. I wonder how he's doing in prison.

Originally Posted by Example

I heard a rumour that he lost his virginity to a Cherokee hooker. Anyone else know more about this? Also if you think CWC is bad you should check out Nick Stoutzenberger.

I remember that guy. He's the textbook definition of a sick fuck. I'm glad he's behind bars now.

I saw this thread had been updated and thought the fucker had gone and died or something.

I'm also shocked that there hasn't been a thread about him other than this one in almost a decade of the forum existing.

Originally Posted by BaronOfStuff

I saw this thread had been updated and thought the fucker had gone and died or something.

I'm also shocked that there hasn't been a thread about him other than this one in almost a decade of the forum existing.

Indeed. I'm surprised that one wasn't made back in the day as well. You and Dr. Killjoy often joked about CWC. He was even more thread-worthy during 2010 and 2011. Hell, that wasn't long after some of the best sagas.

I feel like Barb is gonna die soon, and with Chris being an easily-angered tranny in serious debt.....that's going to be the best saga of them all. Some folks say that the golden age of CWC is behind us but I doubt it. The ways in which he reverts back into his child shell are amazing to me, what with the dimensional merge and his OCs being real and whatnot. His 100% disconnect from reality is fascinating. He doesn't know what's real or fake, which gender he is, what his sexuality is, what responsibilities are like, and at this point there's no going back. He's become such a famous public figure that it's all over for him, even in a perfect world where he could cure his autism. the next 5 years or so may hold some real serious shit for CWC, and the enjoyment you get out of following along may rely on your level of empathy. I have the utmost compassion for folks who are mentally handicapped and those who are simply in a bad situation but I believe with absolute certainty that Chris is a bad person and the things that happen to him are okay with me.

There are probably millions of autistic people worldwide, but you don't hear about them trying to run over video game shop owners with a van. The autism definitely warps Chris' perception of how bad his actions really are, but even without his handicap he would at least want to do these things to people.

Originally Posted by Mantis

Indeed. I'm surprised that one wasn't made back in the day as well. You and Dr. Killjoy often joked about CWC. He was even more thread-worthy during 2010 and 2011. Hell, that wasn't long after some of the best sagas.

CWC always remained amusing for a good few years before he started growing out his thinning lank hair and wearing dresses. Then it just became disturbing and weird in a far less-amusing way. But the old stuff still remained memeworthy enough to take advantage of, so I did! I ended up making an entire set of taunts for Age of Empires II that were nothing but CWC soundbites. I'll dig them up later if I can be bothered/remember to.

Fuck, I even pissed around in a Terraria server making a "Tower of Autism":



This video (which the top of the Tower of Autism refers to) still makes me laugh like a fucking hyena:


CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

I thought I would post this here since it popped up. I have been subbed to Muta for a few months and I remembered this thread.

Believe it or not, I went down the Chris-chan rabbit hole a couple weeks before the Corona-chan incident happened. No kidding, yesterday after I watched the Chris-chan house tour as part of BasedShaman's YouTube series, I felt obligated to do a three-hour deep clean of my apartment. If there is some good to come out of the Chris-chan compendium, it's that it made me much more cognizant of my personal hygiene and organization. For that I am grateful, but besides that...holy Jesus.

Also can I point out how much much pain I feel coming out of Chris (now Christina Weston Chandler) during the Curse-ye-hameha "technique"? It's one of those things where pity is a much more serious emotion to fell as opposed to disgust or anger.