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    Funny Names

    I wouldn't ever mock someone for having an unusual name. Well, okay, sometimes I would. When I found out someone local to where I was living recently was called Max Dicks, and that he was (no offence to gay people, but c'mon, this is hilarious) very openly advertising his interest in gay relationships, I could not stop laughing. What kind of parents would have given him that name? Max Dicks? Oh lord. Now I feel very immature, but... LOL.

    Do you know anybody with a particularly unusual name? Sure, you can probably beat my example using the internet, but I think you'll find it tough to when it comes to those you know/know of locally. XD
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    Gene: "I don't!"
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    RE: Funny Names

    When I was given the responsibility of dispatching international mail packages, I saw all sorts of stupid names. Two in particular I can remember were "Ronald Potato" and "Mr. S. Dumpit". They had me laughing hysterically for some reason.

    You'd also be amazed at how many people across the planet seem to have the name "A. Bear".
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Funny Names

    I don't remember the first names, but "Mr. Beardsman" and "D. Boozer" (My former Dean of college) come to mind.
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    RE: Funny Names

    I lol'd. A teacher at my old school was called Mr Winterbottom which was a little funny at the time. Everyone called him "Chillyarse".
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    RE: Funny Names

    I was looking through some old school photos, and laughed when I remembered a couple of names from my year.

    One in my form was Harry Wood. Now in case you're either too dense or innocent to grasp the immature humour behind this, let me explain why it was a great source of amusement:

    'Hairy Wood'.

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    (There was also someone else with the surname 'Toogood'. I wish I was making this up, but no; he really exists. What was he too good at? Having a shit name and being a smug, egotistical prick with his tongue up the teacher's arse, that's what.)
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Funny Names

    Haha. Now I feel like posting a prank call using a hilarious but (obviously) fake name. Slightly off-topic but this is pretty funny.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk9SOrtsEDA
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: Funny Names

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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    RE: Funny Names

    One of my friends knows someone who's initials are literally "LSD" along with someone else who's got "STD" as their initials... I think that guy is called Sam and I used to have a crush on him back when I was 18-ish and at college. xD
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    RE: Funny Names

    Wow, how unfortunate. XD Well, one of my ex-girlfriends' initials were JEG. Which isn't really that funny, but the funny part was how much she hated it as it became a nickname for her. Ah, I was such an ass.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: Funny Names

    Oooooh ouch.

    My son's initials are almost F.A.R.T. XD (they're actually FARJ)
    My brother occasionally mentions the fact and said little one's initials should have been that.
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