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    This was a random conversation I had with one of my friends a little while back, looking back at it I thought I'd share

    Due to length
    10:59pm
    whats that?!

    10:59pm
    Oh my gosh! A FLYING KOALA!

    10:59pm
    that freaky thing?!

    11:00pm
    It's coming at your face!
    Quick take this umbrella!

    11:00pm
    -draws bamboo samurai sword-

    11:00pm
    -Flying Koala pulls out his bamboo stick-

    11:02pm
    So this must be one of the 3 sensei samurai wakapawn koalas i heard of! -makes an uppercut towards the koala-
    You killed my garden you bastard!

    11:03pm
    -dodges, doing a flip in the air and floating above your head, laughing in its creepy koala voice-

    11:04pm
    Impossible! -turns around swinging the sword at a bazillion mph like they does in the animes-

    11:04pm
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SRea0RhvZGk/SjLLZS53J9I/AAAAAAAAAWc/Pj1keS8n_zo/s400/koala.jpg

    11:05pm
    bahaha that fits so well

    11:06pm
    -Fur flies everywhere as you nick along the arm, a huge gash there- angry koala face -he swooshes bamboo stick down a bazillion and one mph-

    11:07pm
    -takes a huge hit to the side of the head and flies 100ft while barrel rolling into a cliff and turns it into rubble-
    -struggles to get up-

    11:07pm
    -floats on over to the rubble and starts poking it with his stick-

    11:07pm
    -slowly reaches for his pocket-
    -pulls out a lush green leaf-
    -holds out to koala-

    11:09pm
    -huge eyes, drops stick, floats over to the leaf-

    11:10pm
    -extends arm to approaching koala-

    11:10pm
    -goes to bite the lush green leaf-

    11:10pm
    -watches-

    11:10pm
    -noms it, then plops down on the ground, acting like a normal koala-

    11:11pm
    Bahahahah, You fool! You fell right into my trap! -pulls out vial of clear liquid-

    11:11pm
    -just stares at the vial of clear liquid with big eyes-

    11:12pm
    Muahahaha

    11:12pm
    Lmao.

    11:12pm
    -watches koala-

    11:13pm
    -goes to grab the vial, as fast as koala-ly possible-

    11:13pm
    -willing hands over the vial-

    11:14pm
    -stares at it, then drinks it curiously-

    11:14pm
    (tastes like vinegar)

    11:14pm
    -drinks it all-

    11:14pm
    (you drank a vial of vinegar)

    11:15pm
    Anti-climatic.

    11:15pm
    lol

    11:15pm
    Bum bum buuum. -The koala soars off at the speed of light-
    "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's superkoala!"

    11:16pm
    -plops down exhausted, and watches as the koala soars through the sky-


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    (21:31:56) TheMachetejoe: Nope! I'm as stealthy as a mouse...on bear adrenaline."
    "(18:42:32) Hannah: I like to giggle when I sit in chairs."
    "(19:46:20) lloydSSJ4: I was contemplating my similarities with Fred Luo, while making a sandwhich."
    Referring to Spammers
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    (23:27:56) Mantis: The whole bloody country.
    (23:28:05) Mantis: Because that's where most of the parasites come from.

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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    Since I already had this saved as an image, I'll post it as an image.

    WARNING: The convo has dirty language. The link contained in the convo is EXTREMELY GROSS AND NOT WORK SAFE IN THE SLIGHTEST.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nixie-the-Pixie
    I mainly do crack.

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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    Madness...beautiful glorious madness.
    "Believe in yourself and create your own destiny. Don't fear fate." - Narrator
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    Haha, good stuff both of you. This is a typical comment you'd have to expect from me if you make a bad typo.

    Hilarious Online Chats

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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    Hahaha, that's a pretty insane convo you got their doc

    And mantis that's just plain awesome haha.
    "(21:31:30) Kokirininja: will she notice the globs of glue....?
    (21:31:56) TheMachetejoe: Nope! I'm as stealthy as a mouse...on bear adrenaline."
    "(18:42:32) Hannah: I like to giggle when I sit in chairs."
    "(19:46:20) lloydSSJ4: I was contemplating my similarities with Fred Luo, while making a sandwhich."
    Referring to Spammers
    (23:27:52) Mantis: I'm thinking of banning the whole of the Philippines from the site.
    (23:27:56) Mantis: The whole bloody country.
    (23:28:05) Mantis: Because that's where most of the parasites come from.

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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    This is something my boyfriend found online. I thought it fit here X3

    Warning, very rude language.

    Come join me in the Chat Room! ~Nyaa!

    ^_^
    (='.'=)
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    RE: Hilarious Online Chats

    Gary!?!
    Nice.

    Makes me think this has happened before...
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    "You can't ignore his girth"
    "(21:31:30) Kokirininja: will she notice the globs of glue....?
    (21:31:56) TheMachetejoe: Nope! I'm as stealthy as a mouse...on bear adrenaline."
    "(18:42:32) Hannah: I like to giggle when I sit in chairs."
    "(19:46:20) lloydSSJ4: I was contemplating my similarities with Fred Luo, while making a sandwhich."
    Referring to Spammers
    (23:27:52) Mantis: I'm thinking of banning the whole of the Philippines from the site.
    (23:27:56) Mantis: The whole bloody country.
    (23:28:05) Mantis: Because that's where most of the parasites come from.

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    haha! Good one Flare.
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