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    Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    List some of the weirdest, strangest, most awkward or plain creepy things you discovered or situations you've found yourself in. I could list a lot of shock sites I've been linked to, but that's against forum policies! So none of that, please. I'll start us off with a creepy situation from when I was about thirteen or fourteen.

    I used to go swimming regularly with a friend at the local pool during my earlier teenage years. After using one of the slides (heh, I miss those days) we decided to go to one of the rows of showers. This morbidly obese lady joined us. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against fat people as I need to lose some weight myself, and regardless, it doesn't change someone's personality. However, I was as skinny as a stick back then and she must have weighed at least four times my weight.

    Well, no problem there. She took up a lot of space next to us, but if she has to use the shower, that's fair enough. Except it didn't end there. She seemed to be mute as she didn't speak, but she let out a grunt which caught our attention. If I recall correctly, she was probably at least sixteen, perhaps even near my current age (twenty-two). When we looked at her she did the hand gesture of you-know-what. As in, she extended just her first sausage finger of her right hand out and pushed it in and out of her left hand slowly.

    Yeeeaahhh, kind of disturbing. We were quite speechless as some much older, huge and muteŚnot to mention given what I said likely a pedophileŚwanted to have sex with us. We stepped back slowly, forgot about the shower and got the hell out of there. It was pretty awkward. Your turn.

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Oh no. No no no no no no no no no!

    I'll start lightly with this topic, because some of the weird shit I could mention would be censored and turned into a picture of kittens or something.

    I'll be brief. I was 14 years old, minding my own business playing the PS2, when I suddenly got a series of text messages from someone who was asking where I lived and if I wanted to meet them "for a good time". HIT THE PANIC BUTTON. TURN THE PHONE OFF. CARRY ON PLAYING RED FACTION.

    (Oh and then there was a recent time where someone suddenly started admitting to all of his gay activities. I wouldn't have a problem if he just announced he was that way inclined, but for whatever reason he went into grisly detail, at which point I moved to the furthest away possible seat at the table.)
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    I've seen a fat guy riding a pedal bike down a road eating a Big Mac in one hand whilst trying to navigate past cars.

    I also know someone who looked directly up to see what the weather was like and promptly recieved a bird's sh*t in both eyes.

    Both of those constitute as awkward situations to me because of the absurdity of it and the chances of seeing it.
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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Haha, wow, they're pretty bad. Though I may have already told Baron about this in the past at one point, I did used to know a guy who, well... he was a bit on the odd side. I'm a little bit odd, but goddamn, he knew very clearly that I'm hetero and he wouldn't stop following me to talk about his fiction. Which is enough to make me rage as it is if I'm constantly being nagged about it, but this guy wasn't only gay. He also had some weird beast fetish or something, since he told me his fiction was about a man having a sexual relationship with a... get ready for this: wereleopard.

    And as if that wasn't bad enough, he started talking about it on the bus. That was when I reached breaking point. I pretty much told him to shut the hell up as I couldn't give a rat's ass about his weird stories. Needless to say, a friend of mine online found this whole thing hilarious, and though I refused to read it myself, I linked her to his story online which he tried to get me to read many times. I told her to omit the grisly details, but wow, the snippets she sent me were absolutely terrible.

    Worse yet, he posted a link to his story, with very sexually explicit content, on another flatmate's Facebook wall!! Fortunately, as I said, I got him to stop bugging us about his wereleopard stories, but that didn't stop him from following me into the kitchen whenever I wanted to cook and talk about inane and highly boring topics. Yes, this is most of the reason why I said in the university thread to be sure of who you're going to be living with!

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    One of my friends mom was going to a resort for a convention so my friend invited me along. The place was huge, and pretty awesome. We spent most of the time climbing on roofs, shooting people with silly string, and wreaking other havoc. Mind, this was when I was around 12-13. I'm not that horrible now haha. We eventually winded down and decided to go for a swim. We hung around the pool for around 10 minutes when all of a sudden this humongous fat guy in a lime green speedo comes in! He sits down on the side of the pool and watches us the whole time. He never got in just stared at us... So we decided to get the hell out of there, gross and creepy

    During this same trip at the resort we had went out to a fancy place for dinner. Long story short we showed up the waiter pulled the chair out for my friends mom and I sat down in it. Everyone stared at me, and I mean everyone and I was completely oblivious until my friend whispered "get up." After that it was an awkward meal hahaha.
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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Dag-nab-it, y'all have been through some strange sh--stuff.

    Worst I've had...probably this recent thing.
    I went to a party for the people I 'work' for.
    The whole night this...large lady was hitting on me.
    Sayin' some weird stuff like, "Your dreams and my breasts will always be with you."
    Needless to say, but I will anyway, I did not have a response to that one.

    Later she got around to asking my age.
    My answer kinda freaked her out.
    I guess she felt dumb for chasing a guy nearly 10 years her junior.
    She left after that.

    Personally I found the whole experience awkward and hilarious.
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Well... might as well join the bandwagon. xD

    The only weird experience I've had was when I was 18, just started going on nights out with my sisters, getting a little on the drunk side and finding out I can handle my drink better than my eldest sister who's been drinking for somewhere around 11 years now. xD

    It started in a night club, I'm not a big fan of nightclubs, but I had to go because my eldest sister pretty much demanded it...she's a bit dumb in that respect as I prefer a night in one pub with friends/family...anyway, on with the story. I was out with my sisters, and this guy I had the rotten luck to know as he used to bully me at school came over and asked me to dance with him. I gave him the benefit of whatever doubt I had in my mind and danced (horrifically, I can't dance unless it's choreographed) with him...my suspicions were a little raised when he lead me to a sofa away from my sisters and my alarm bells went off when he started to feel me up, mainly around my chest. I was getting uncomfortable and mouthed help to my sisters across the dance floor. My eldest sister, danced over and said while grabbing my hand "Helen, ya dancing wi' me." Now, normally, I would say no unless it was a song I liked, but this once was an exception as she dragged me away from him.
    He was a persistent sod and followed a few minutes later, trying to talk to me again, my eldest sister gave him such a look as if to say "wtf are you doing here?" and she pretty much told him to bugger off, in which he tried to get with another girl who was at the bar. The bouncers, who were standing guard, were chuckling as they know my sister and found the ordeal quite humorous .

    I may dislike my sister every now and then, but she was my drunken saviour that night...
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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Dang. Swimming pools are like a magnet for awkward situations, huh?

    I have one... accidentally walking into the ladies changing room. I was a little kid though, so it's OK... hehe.

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    Well played man, well played. One time in school I accidentally walked into the girls toilets. It was empty though. I was just confused where the hell all the urinals went.

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    RE: Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?

    All right. This is a pretty funny memory. I must have been 4-6. We were on holiday with my grandparents. I went to the toilets with my granddad to pee. So, I was stood in front of a urinal next to my granddad. I'm sure every guy here has at least a few times had trouble "aiming". Well, this time it had a mind of its own and pointed to the right. I peed on my granddad's jeans. It looked like he had pissed himself. He was absolutely furious. It makes me laugh my ass off thinking back to it though.

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