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    Bone, Marry, Kill

    I want to keep the game PG and avoid the heavy f-bomb so I changed the obvious word to "diddle" instead. I am sure most people here have heard of this game and some of you may have even played it before. I'll list 3 people or characters (can be anime/cartoon or live-action characters) and the following person decides which they'd diddle, which they'd marry, and which they'd kill. Then they list off 3 new ones for the next person.

    If you use anime characters, cartoon characters, of fictional ones, be sure to keep them all in the same genre. So if you pick an anime character, follow that with two more or if you pick a fictional character from a comedy film, pick two more of the same. You can also use comic book characters if you'd like.

    I'll start off with 3 all from the same anime series.

    Spike Spiegel, Jet Black, and Faye Valentine
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    Diddle, eh? I always thought of that as a reference to the flicking of the bean. That, or...

    Diddle, Marry, Kill-bearsayshello-png

    But as a synonym of the "F-bomb", hmmmm...

    Okay, I'll diddle Faye. Because...



    I'll marry Jet Black because he has the Outlaw Star narrator's voice.

    I'll happily kill Spike with a resounding "BANG".


    Mandatory OLS selection for next poster...

    Gene Starwind, Ronald MacDougall, Silgrian Lady

    Diddle, Marry, Kill-80dc7d14da03cb76bd12440f004d283f4b450266_full-jpg "Ooooooooh."

    Ha, got em.

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    What's with the choices being dudes? Not all of us swing that way ya know.

    Well, I would certainly kill Ron, I'd probably fuck the silgrian chick just because why not and I wouldn't marry Gene because I'm not Fred Luo.

    Anyway, how about an anime themed one...since me and Zem have been on a Tenchi kick...

    Ayeka, Ryoko, Mihoshi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starwind55 View Post
    I'd probably fuck the silgrian chick just because why not
    What eventually came of Starwind55's escapades...

    Warning: Not Safe for Life
    Diddle, Marry, Kill-starwind55andsilgriansittinginahotspring-jpg


    Anyway...

    Since I saw Tenchi Muyo in the past I think I can answer this. Having said that I'm not sure I recognise all of them. Good job wikis exist.

    I'll kill Mihoshi. I mean, she's a cop. I couldn't have her always breathing down my neck.

    I remember Ryoko. Since she's in love with Tenchi she isn't wife material. Diddle, then.

    Oh yeah, Ayeka also loves Tenchi. What gives? Are you trying to trick me into cuckoldery? Well, there is a loophole. Easy, I'll marry her really quick and cheaply at the registry office. Then I'll divorce her the same day.


    Next up...

    I'll be nice this time. It can be pretty hard to keep everything in the same "genre", so how about female video game leads?

    Joanna Dark (Perfect Dark), Lara Croft (Tomb Raider), Faith Connors (Mirror's Edge)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantis View Post
    What eventually came of Starwind55's escapades...

    Warning: Not Safe for Life
    Diddle, Marry, Kill-starwind55andsilgriansittinginahotspring-jpg

    They don't call me stud for nothing!

    Anywho, you posted a rather tough one...For Lara, we're talking about OG Lara and not the gritty rebooted Lara, right? If so, then fuck for certain. The other two are tricky since I really like both characters...I guess marry Joanna since she's more charismatic and, as a result, more fun to be around. Faith would have to be kill sadly enough.

    Since we're doing female video game leads, I'll mix it up with a Resident Evil themed one; Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Ada Wong

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    I LIKE THIS THREAD BECAUSE IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT ANYWAY.

    Bone Jill, Marry Ada, kill Claire. This one is entirely based on looks i'll be honest. I'd like to take Jill for a spin but a long-term investment on Ada would do the most for me. Claire is just the least attractive of the three for my tastes. Yes I have played the games but their actual personalities and such don't play into this.

    Yoko Littner, Rias Gremory, Yuuki Asuna?

    Fucked a Rias cosplayer once. We met on an anime fan app and she lived close so we watched Monster Musume and got our groove on LMAO.
    "Out of the ground, raze all greenery with flame! Fire2!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Starwind55 View Post
    It deals with a demon virus that transforms people into freaky looking fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mantis View Post
    Diddle, eh? I always thought of that as a reference to the flicking of the bean. That, or...

    Diddle, Marry, Kill-bearsayshello-png

    But as a synonym of the "F-bomb", hmmmm...
    It can be used both ways in the US but I know it is more commonly used as... Well, what the bear stands for. I couldn't think of another word at the time even though there seems to be an endless supply. Since it was used, I will change it to "bone" since I think everyone knows what boning means. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zemekis View Post

    Fucked a Rias cosplayer once. We met on an anime fan app and she lived close so we watched Monster Musume and got our groove on LMAO.
    You lucky son of a bitch.

    Anywho, I would for sure fuck Yoko but only her sexy, milfy teacher incarnation.

    Diddle, Marry, Kill-f4877ffba5646b642b0c8e7168141863-jpg

    Then I would marry Asuna and kill Rias because she's a demon and...well, you know how I feel about demons

    Diddle, Marry, Kill-2wqnio-jpg

    Now let's see...for the next choices...since Zem and I have been talking about Final Fantasy the other night...Jessie, Tifa, Aerith

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    Kill Jessie, marry Tifa, fuck Aerith. Jessie did nothing for me in the original and was extremely irritating in the remake, Tifa is perfect wife material and Aerith looks like she knows how to have fun.

    How about Melfina, Aisha and Suzuka?

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    Marry Aisha. She has a nobile and military background, making for immense social status opportunities. Being as qualified in the Ctarl-Ctarl empire as she is for her age is impressive and her aptitude will only increase as her pay increases, especially when she retires and gets that pension money. All of her connections won't mean much if her attitude is not kept in check (which is probably why most people consider JimXAisha as canon), but I can't imagine that being incredibly difficult. On the contrary, Aisha's high energy would make for a very interesting and fulfilling companionship.

    Kill Suzuka. Tough call here, but delving deeper we see that Suzuka has some pretty significant vices. She's a cold-blooded murderous mercenary, which can lead to trust issues. She has a penchant for gambling, which is bad role model material. She's also very aloof at some pretty inopportune times, which can be perceived as boring at the best of times and spiteful at the worst. Also pragmatically speaking, I don't think I have the heart to kill Melfina. Killing Aisha? Forget it.

    That leaves the diddle job with Melfina. I could go on about debating between Melfina and Aisha for marriage material...but this clip explains my position perfectly:



    GO: Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Android 18
    A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. What awaits him down the path he will then have to choose; the boy doesn't always know. At some point the boy then becomes an adult, and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness will forever accompany this. He is confronted with a choice; when this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart? Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy; the boy is now a man. Only one thing can be said: "A boy has the right to dream.". For those endless possibilities are stretched out before him.

    We must remember...all men were once boys.

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