Thread: Your Own Woke Outlaw Star

Originally Posted by madmanmark08

Making a "woke" OLS, jeez... yall have nailed it.

Being a SJW writer is easy because you do not have to fulfil fandom's expectations... you need to crush them.

Originally Posted by Ebisuno92

Gilliam: Jason Statham
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This has nothing to do with Wokelaw Star, but now I kind of want to see a new Crank film where Jason Statham's brain is put into a robot and he has to get revenge as Robo-Statham.

Originally Posted by pseudohippie

This has nothing to do with Wokelaw Star, but now I kind of want to see a new Crank film where Jason Statham's brain is put into a robot and he has to get revenge as Robo-Statham.

Oh, lol! It's nice to see another Crank fan. Very nice pitch for the third entry (I'd call it Crank: Cyber Overdrive).
I guess the best thing I like Jason is his voice, so that's why I thought of him for the role of Gilliam.

I don't watch many movies these days but even I had a good time with Crank & its sequel back in highschool

Still EXTREMELY off topic, but I had a stupid idea for a 3rd Crank movie.
Jason Statham gets shot in the head. So his brain gets replaced with a super computer, and in order to stay alive, he has to solve puzzle and brain teasrs every 12 hours. Like Sudoku's and Cryptoquips.
It jsut randomly interrupts the action sequences for that lol.
Crank 3: Mind over Matter

Originally Posted by pseudohippie

Still EXTREMELY off topic, but I had a stupid idea for a 3rd Crank movie.
Jason Statham gets shot in the head. So his brain gets replaced with a super computer, and in order to stay alive, he has to solve puzzle and brain teasrs every 12 hours. Like Sudoku's and Cryptoquips.
It jsut randomly interrupts the action sequences for that lol.
Crank 3: Mind over Matter

Will there be a scene where robo-statham has to screw his girlfriend to keep his power going like he did in the first movie?

Originally Posted by Starwind55

Will there be a scene where robo-statham has to screw his girlfriend to keep his power going like he did in the first movie?

And the second movie as well? Lol!

Statham is also awesome in the Transporter movies.