Thread: How often do you shower?

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Originally Posted by BaronOfStuff

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

I haven't seen this since I was a kid. Thanks for reminding me it exists.

Originally Posted by Mantis

I haven't seen this since I was a kid. Thanks for reminding me it exists.

+1 for being so fast on recognising it. Really though I don't shower, because I like to relax in a bath. Yeah I'm soaking in my own filth but whatever, I flip the shower on for 30 seconds as I'm getting out and who gives a shit. I had a nap in a tub of water first and still came out clean.

I haven't had a bath in years because my bathtub is rubbish. If it wasn't I'd probably still do it as well as showering. It's like it was made for short old people. Just a part of being 6'1" I suppose.

Originally Posted by BaronOfStuff

+1 for being so fast on recognising it. Really though I don't shower, because I like to relax in a bath. Yeah I'm soaking in my own filth but whatever, I flip the shower on for 30 seconds as I'm getting out and who gives a shit. I had a nap in a tub of water first and still came out clean.

Just become an e-girl and you can make a killing selling your bath water top desperate men across the globe!

I prefer baths myself but the tub here got taken out so I only have a standing shower. Can't wait to go house shopping. I will be using the bathtub at least 2 times a week for long soaks. I miss laying in the bath. I heard having the shower running while in the bath is relaxing.

Originally Posted by Mantis

I haven't had a bath in years because my bathtub is rubbish. If it wasn't I'd probably still do it as well as showering. It's like it was made for short old people. Just a part of being 6'1" I suppose.

6'3". I didn't say it was comfy!

Originally Posted by KorinKitty

Just become an e-girl and you can make a killing selling your bath water top desperate men across the globe!

I prefer baths myself but the tub here got taken out so I only have a standing shower. Can't wait to go house shopping. I will be using the bathtub at least 2 times a week for long soaks. I miss laying in the bath. I heard having the shower running while in the bath is relaxing.

I have long hair, is that good enough? Might have to work on the voice and hide the 6" beard. Ah fuck it, this already sounds like too much effort.

These days it doesn't matter if you have a 12" dong or if you're as hairy as King Kong. Just wish yourself into an e-girl... doesn't take long! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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