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    RE: This or That: Awkward Situation Edition

    Oh, the leaflets. Because when it all goes horribly and utterly wrong for each and every person I convince, it reflects badly on Apple. Besides which, anyone I do convince deserves nothing but failing hardware and crap customer support, so in a way you could say that it's tedious yet rewarding in a Schadenfreude sort of way.

    That, and boiling any limb for 30 seconds renders it completely useless and disabled... I seem to use all four of mine all the time, so that's just not an option!


    Okay, really crude one here but I'm too tired to be horribly creative...

    Someone's running at you with the sole intention of emptying a huge tub of shit over your head. The only way to escape is to dive into a river of piss to swim away, so what do you do? Take the shit head-on (apply directly to the forehead!), or go for a swim and hope you don't swallow any?
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    Depends on the composition of the shit. If it's dry and hard, it wouldn't be terrible compared to the alternative, but if it's diarrhea, I'd be diving.

    Be forced to play this game in public for an hour, or be forced to play this sound file on repeat in public for an hour?
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    RE: This or That: Awkward Situation Edition

    Easy choice. The first one. Sure, I might get some mothers and feminists giving me flack, and the game looks like tat, but I'm sure the nudity would amount to at least some cool points from certain groups of people. Whereas the second choice, well, um... no.

    Confess to a new girlfriend your recent secret obsession is Teletubbies, or alternatively, that you're attracted to Gordon from Thomas the Tank Engine, and you're a trainspotter? (Nothing against trainspotters. It's just a bonus.)

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    RE: This or That: Awkward Situation Edition

    Teletubbies. I can rant about how mind-rottingly irritating it is for hours, and how much I hate kid's TV in general. If she can't handle that, then all I have to say is this:


    Sit in a room listening to furries talk about their sick, depraved fantasies for a week without being able to speak at all under threat of being sodomised, or spend four days with a room of Thomas fanboys, having to actively joining in the discussion without ever saying something that they may deem disrespectful to their views... under the threat of being sodomised.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: This or That: Awkward Situation Edition

    RISE...FROM YOUR GRAVE! (25W to anyone who gets this reference.)

    Oh, God. Reluctantly, I'll take the week with the furries. Since the only restriction is that I can't speak, I'll bring a notepad to write down my thoughts to pass the time and so I don't go horribly insane.

    To dip your penis into boiling wax and have it violently peeled off or to dip it into sweetened honey while surrounded by twenty honeybee nests.
    A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. What awaits him down the path he will then have to choose; the boy doesn't always know. At some point the boy then becomes an adult, and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness will forever accompany this. He is confronted with a choice; when this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart? Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy; the boy is now a man. Only one thing can be said: "A boy has the right to dream.". For those endless possibilities are stretched out before him.

    We must remember...all men were once boys.

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    RE: This or That: Awkward Situation Edition

    Altered Beast, 'nuff said. I played that game a fair bit in the old Mega Drive days. Anyway, I'll need to go with the second option. Honey has great healing properties and would probably help slightly suppress the pain. And the bees probably wouldn't be attracted to my honey-coated private part. They'd be more interested in stinging my body to death, so I'd do the deed and run for my life.

    Have your manhood cut off with a chainsaw, or spend ten years in prison and daily showers with the Health Inspector:

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    Manhood cut off? >.>

    Be stuck in a elevator with someone who seriously needs a shower or with a person who's used WAY too much perfume? (fail thought)
    I can drink water like it's tea.

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    I'd take the BO bandit any day.
    At least that... aroma has layers to decipher. Play oneself a little game of Sherlock Holmes via scent and put together the person's profile off the wif.
    I imagine that the perfume would be more one note. But then again, what do I know?

    Hmmm... perform your own appendectomy, or root canal?
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    That's a tough one because I have no idea about either, but you'd think it would be easier to operate on your appendix than your own mouth, so I'd read some books and take a chance with the former option.

    Be placed in a padded cell wearing a straitjacket for one month or be tied to a pole in the middle of your town/city centre for a day completely naked?

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    Be tied to a pole naked. I'd rather die of embarrassment than actually, y'know, die. Or go insane.

    Lose both of your arms or both of your legs?

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