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    Since I haven't seen a new 'have you heard' in two posts [because I'm derpy and slow] I'll just reply to the inauguration speech thing.

    I'd never want to hear "And so, as the world's demon king, I declare..."

    Something you'd never want to hear someone say in a public bathroom.
    "I don't know what words I can say
    The wind has a way to talk to me
    Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
    I pray for reply
    I'm ready"
    -Melfina's Song

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    "Where'd I put the detonator..."
    Any public area.

    "Oh, that wasn't supposed to happen."
    When watching an engineer or pilot operate machinery with you inside.

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    Is that the new one? Hrm... I'd hate to hear a pilot say, "By the way, if we run out of power, we're dead. End of story. Also, we're already at half power."

    Something you wouldn't want to hear from your parrot.
    "I don't know what words I can say
    The wind has a way to talk to me
    Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
    I pray for reply
    I'm ready"
    -Melfina's Song

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    "Imma take that cracker and shove it up your butt!"

    Things you never want to hear a Catholic nun say.
    A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. What awaits him down the path he will then have to choose; the boy doesn't always know. At some point the boy then becomes an adult, and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness will forever accompany this. He is confronted with a choice; when this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart? Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy; the boy is now a man. Only one thing can be said: "A boy has the right to dream.". For those endless possibilities are stretched out before him.

    We must remember...all men were once boys.

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    "There is no god." -- Well, I'm just guessing that'd be bad xD

    Things you'd never want to hear a Jehovah's Witness say when they come to your door.
    "I don't know what words I can say
    The wind has a way to talk to me
    Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
    I pray for reply
    I'm ready"
    -Melfina's Song

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    "Hello! Would you care to take a moment out of your day to talk about the great wonders of our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?"

    Things you never want to hear from a motivational speaker.
    A boy has the right to dream. There are endless possibilities stretched out before him. What awaits him down the path he will then have to choose; the boy doesn't always know. At some point the boy then becomes an adult, and learns what he was able to become. Joy and sadness will forever accompany this. He is confronted with a choice; when this happens, does he bid his past farewell in his heart? Once a boy becomes an adult, he can no longer go back to being a boy; the boy is now a man. Only one thing can be said: "A boy has the right to dream.". For those endless possibilities are stretched out before him.

    We must remember...all men were once boys.

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    "In the end, no matter which motivational speaker you crawl to, you'll still be a failure. Thanks for the payment though!" *drives away*

    Things you never want to hear from a pet shop owner.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    "Would you like a pet human, puppy or cat?"

    Things you never want to hear from a furniture salesman.
    "I don't know what words I can say
    The wind has a way to talk to me
    Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
    I pray for reply
    I'm ready"
    -Melfina's Song

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    "We've reviewed your credit history and you're an ideal match for our line of certified pre-owned card tables"

    Things you'd never want to hear at the Department of Motor Vehicles

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    "Do you sell life insurance?"

    Things you never want to hear from your mayor.
    "I don't know what words I can say
    The wind has a way to talk to me
    Flowers sleep, a silent lullaby
    I pray for reply
    I'm ready"
    -Melfina's Song

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