Thread: Things you never want to hear

"Blast you."

Things you never want to hear while getting drunk.

"I slipped a little something extra in your drink."

Things you never want to hear after purchasing a house.

"Well, you do know you got it cheaper because a notorious killer committed a mass murder there, right?"

Things you never want to hear on Christmas Day.

Kids...it looks like the milk you left for Santa cuddled. So he left you a special present in your stockings.

Things you never want to hear your dentist say.

"This one has to go out, but Im not sure because or even it is brittle."

Things you never want to hear while hanging out.

*cough cough* in close proximity. "Masks? Who needs 'em!"

Things you never want to hear during lockdown.

"I knew it!"

Things you never want to hear your smart device randomly say to you after having a conversation with someone else. (lol)

"Here's what I found you from the search query 'social skills'..."

Things you never want to hear after receiving a new pet.

Oh btw, he's in heat, ai watch your legs.
Bye!

Things you never want to hear from a tutorial NPC