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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Received the strangest post today. It had my name on the envelope (and it looked important-ish, like the usual monthly Bank Statement), but then each and every time I was addressed within the letter itself it referred to 'me' as someone who I've never heard of before. They were also female.

    Admittedly it was shitty junk mail from some company peddling some old crap, so this is less surprising that it would be to find a letter from someone who thinks I am my own sister (thankfully that hasn't happened yet), but I got a laugh out of it all the same.

    While I'm here, I was linked to this on a message board:
    Video Game Name Generator

    It's given me the following, amongst others:
    Hitler's College Odyssey (somewhat eerie yet hilarious)
    Soviet Beat Jihad (I wish)
    Disturbing Nazi Interactive (Holocauster Tycoon?)
    Transvestite Bible Starring Mickey Mouse (wat)
    Insane STD in Africa (seriously!)
    British Duck World (as long as that ****ing dog's not in there I don't mind)
    Black Shopping Apocalypse (oh dear)
    Narcoleptic Beat Commando (I lol'd)
    Eco-Friendly Fun Noodle Police (almost sounds like Engrish)

    I'm not making this up. These are some of the names it spat out at me!
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    They? Was that meant to mean multiple females were mentioned in the letter? Also, those are some hilarious names if it is indeed a random generator. I'll have to give it a try myself.

    Radioactive Furry Tale (run away!)
    In Search of Shopping XXX (sounds like a Japanese reality pervert game)
    God of Barcode Training (a training programme for chavs?)
    Confusing Goth in the Dark (not enough escapism)
    Mega Man's Porn at the Olympics (Capcom's response to Sonic and Mario's outing? Mega Man, you dog)
    Michael Jackson's Dating Slam (oh, good god, no... think of the children!)
    Intense Computer Kombat (pretty much Internet Forums: The Game)
    Intense Batman Ignition ("I'm the... flaming Batman?! Fffuuuuu—")
    Atomic Bong Incident (cannabis mushroom clouds)

    This is pretty fun.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    Turbo Weight Loss Explosion Fat people exploding themselves thin? Sweet

    Drug-Induced Sandwich Hunter A day in the life of a stoner?

    Violent Mind Control Beatdown Just wow.

    Secret of the Math Jihad Three Explosives plus Five Zealots equals...

    Perverted Nudist Resturant The sequel to Do You Like Bunnies, by chance?

    Michael Jackson's Catholic Overlords That couldn't be any better.

    Kamikaze Porn Showdown I don't even want to know.

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    Preschool Sniper - 3rd Strike
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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Not really much of an update, just something that made me laugh; on a short trip down the road to buy something to eat, I saw some kids having a fight. I couldn't stop laughing to myself, because all I could think of was this image that I'd seen a few hours earlier:
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    I must admit that did make me laugh. Seriously though, wow, what the... :S
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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