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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Maybe you passed out without realising, or got transported to Phobos.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    I didn't, but apparently the guy I was drinking with managed to near-enough break his face on the way home. And he lives even closer to the pub than I do!

    EDIT:
    **** it. I'm also going to use this topic for whatever stupid rants I go into to. I would create another topic for that, but it's better if I rant here. It just fits in better amongst my other inane ramblings.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Here's something to make you all rage:

    http://www.kongregate.com/games/dj0wns/deadly-danger-dungeon

    It's ****ing impossible.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    I got the key, landed on GAME OVER, and gave up.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Sod all to report today, because it's the middle of the week, and usually ****-all happens on any day between Monday and Friday.

    What I did do though, was download the expansion to Diablo and then proceed to piss around needlessly like so:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRdNIywen_Q

    Oh god it's not even a goddamn expansion mission aaaarrrrrrgggggghh..!
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Ok, after trying that game 50 times I have finally given up. Since it is all based on luck I would say the chances of actually finishing that are about 1/100,000,000 though that is only a rough guess.

    The furthest I managed to get was picking up the key, passing the start location again and then falling into the spikes right beside the first door, four times.

    Diablo I and II are both fantastic games, though I won't be buying the third one. I refuse to buy any game that requires a constant online connection for single-player.

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Well, I'm sure the "online community" will do something about that. Spore much?
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Mantis has a good point, it's not long before a hive of nerds (let's face it, they are) hack all the useless horrible shit away from a game and allow everyone to play it without being connected. All the same though, I won't be buying Diablo III either... at least until that happens.

    Which is a real ****ing shame because I was looking forward to that!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuhathol
    The furthest I managed to get was picking up the key, passing the start location again and then falling into the spikes right beside the first door, four times.
    Same here. I don't even get to 'roll' when on the bridge; the first roll that gets me there has invariably landed me on "FALL DOWN AND DIE GAME OVER".
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    That is exactly what I had in mind, though I still won't be buying it. I will simply find another way of getting it.

    One similar game that I have my eyes on is Torchlight 2. They will only require a single online activation once you buy the game, they will support mods and it is going for only $20, according to PCG.

    If they follow that price it might be about £20 which means two people can buy it and play co-op for the price of a usual AAA game.

    If you can't wait until it is released I would recommend picking up the original Torchlight. In my opinion, they did a great job with that especially for it only taking 11 months to make.

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    RE: JournalOfStuff

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuhathol
    That is exactly what I had in mind, though I still won't be buying it. I will simply find another way of getting it.
    Shhh! We don't even imply this sort of thing here!

    Another inane Diablo-related post regarding Hellfire.

    Hell difficulty for anything but a maxed-out character with insanely powerful items is ****ing impossible. Anything after Floor 5 just spontaneously kills you, and it's invariably with a hail of arrows.

    Edit:
    Going to expand on this post with the first 'episode' (i.e. possibly incoherent lump of text) of something I'm going to call Stupid Shit I Don't Understand. And I'm going to start with...

    Foot fetishes. Seriously, what the **** is this shit? Out of all the areas of the body you could find arousing, you pick what is probably one of the least aesthetically pleasing parts. Can someone explain this to me?

    Apparently it's something to do with the way that the brain's 'wires' for stimulation and feet sensory information are close by, and as such the signals somehow get mixed up... as though your head is home to a really shitty, badly-run railway with the world's most incompetent signalmen on duty, but come on. Apparently? So it's all just speculation and the real reason could be something as simple as 'they are just plain odd'?

    I really just don't get it. It's a ****ing foot! It's a bony, angular, irregular-shaped object that grows talons if left unchecked. It smells after a day out, can't grip anything particularly well (read that how you will), and does nothing of any particular interest whatsoever. When someone has an ugly face, you say they look like a foot. What does this do to these foot-lovers? Are these foot-faced people suddenly re-... oh **** it, I'm going for a beer.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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