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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of Choice: Fry Basket. Catch the knife in it, makes nice for disarming if her hand touches it while it's still hot.

    Situation: You're in the middle of the woods in the park and you shrug off a rumor that there was a mountain lion that escaped your local zoo. In a cruel twist of fate, you see the mountain lion looking right at you. Item of choice in case it charges after you?
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: Furry. I know one or two IRL, so I'd probably ask one to come along if I heard this rumour. The lion would whimper, piss itself, and leg it, fearing for its own safety.

    Situation:
    Mudkips invade your home. They want to hurt you. Using only the items available in your own home, how do you defend yourself?
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: microwave...smash the Mudkips or throw them inside and watch them explode.

    Situation: Your in a hospital waiting room, that is near by animal expiramentaion lab and, A 3000lb 17ft tall PolarKodiaGrizzly charges through the doors.
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Quote Originally Posted by TheMachetejoe
    Item of choice: microwave...smash the Mudkips or throw them inside and watch them explode.

    Situation: Your in a hospital waiting room, that is near by animal expiramentaion lab and, A 3000lb 17ft tall PolarKodiaGrizzly charges through the doors.
    Item of Choice: Massive 20lb steak that I was going to give a friend in the ward as a "get well" present.

    Situation: It's the Velocirapture and Raptor Jesus demands the most succulent livers available. One of those livers is yours. What do you do?
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: Mandibles. I'd tell him that a praying mantis does not have a liver, and proceed to eat him, then simply walk off like it's just another day.

    Situation:
    You're in a school and mutated toddlers with knives chase you. Needless to say, you're scared shitless, but you don't want to die either. Item of choice?
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    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: A shiny clingfilm ball. They're toddlers after all.

    Situation: Uwe boll has decided that you MUST play the lead roll in a brand new film called "S.T.A.L.K.E.R, War of the Zone".

    What is your item of choice?
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: Boxing gloves with spikes (just think of a cross between regular boxing gloves and those spiked knuckle dusters) since he seems to love boxing so much. Alternatively, the DVD case of the Far Cry film which I could beat him to death with.

    Situation:
    You go scuba diving, but unfortunately, a dolphin tries to rape you. (This is serious business guys. Consult Google.) Item of choice? (Keep in mind you just went out with your scuba gear.)
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    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of Choice: Knife. Cut that dolphins dick off before he kills me.

    Situation: You find your parents having a BDSM Roleplay and you walk in with a box of kleenex, some handwash and a comic of DooM. What of those items plus anything you would ordinarily have on your person would you use?
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of choice: My legs, to get the hell out of there, carry me up to the roof of my house, and hop off it.

    Situation:
    You're browsing the pre-owned section of your local games shop and you have a small chat with the shop keeper about a specific game you like, which happens to be exclusive to X (X being whatever you'd choose) platform. A console (or alternatively, PC) fanboy overhears you and enters an epic nerd rage mode, babbling on about why their gaming platform of choice is better. He's driving you nuts and even follows you out of the shop continuing to endlessly ramble.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
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    RE: One situation, one item

    Item of Choice: The ball gag I found mysteriously lying around my parent's house.

    Situation: You find yourself in a spider's web. You don't see the spider but you know that if it's nearby and you escape, it'll probably kill you there and then. What item do you use to ensure survival?
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