Page 9 of 10 FirstFirst ... 78910 LastLast
Results 81 to 90 of 94
  1. #81
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Last Seen
    4th March 2014 02:38 AM
    Age
    24
    Posts
    368
    Wong
    597

    RE: One situation, one item

    ITEM: KATANA.

    SITUATION: You have just reached the last boss of the hardest game that will ever be made in the universe. You only have 1 item summon left.
    ''All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.''



  2. #82
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Last Seen
    8th August 2012 03:03 PM
    Posts
    551
    Wong
    112

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: IDDQD. Yea, not so tough now are you?

    Situation: Galactic space monkeys have raided your computer and left tons upon tons of beastiality pornography on your HDD. What item do you use to remove it all before the police arrest you for owning illegal videos?
    Fighting through Aliens, Robots, Insane sick people, demons, plants, dragons, fish, squids, jellyfish and more for the good of the forum!


    When I play a game, I usually want to see lethal amounts of death and destructive amounts of ruination.

  3. #83
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Last Seen
    4th March 2014 02:38 AM
    Age
    24
    Posts
    368
    Wong
    597

    RE: One situation, one item

    ITEM!: INTERGALATIC DELETE BUTTON.

    Situation: an angry mob of walruses are chasing you.

    ''All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.''



  4. #84
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Last Seen
    Yesterday 10:17 PM
    Location
    Manchester, UK
    Age
    31
    Posts
    6,364
    Personality
    genestarwind
    Wong
    10,021,066

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: A large bag full of javelins. That should do the trick. Or an SSG.

    Situation:
    You find a method of travelling back in time, and much to your misfortune you bump into your mother who is your current age. You haven't been born yet technically, but she is attracted to you.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

    Anime and Steam info

    Anime-Planet.com - anime | manga | reviews



  5. #85
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Last Seen
    8th August 2012 03:03 PM
    Posts
    551
    Wong
    112

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: I'd use a high school disco thing to reunite my original parents whilst I did shinanigans involving the school bully and a DeLorian.

    Situation: Hordes of screaming girls are charging at you and demand that you sign something of theirs. You can only sign 5 things before you have to run away from the now angry mob. What item do you use to ensure your survival from this horrific fanatic horde?
    Fighting through Aliens, Robots, Insane sick people, demons, plants, dragons, fish, squids, jellyfish and more for the good of the forum!


    When I play a game, I usually want to see lethal amounts of death and destructive amounts of ruination.

  6. #86
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Last Seen
    Yesterday 10:17 PM
    Location
    Manchester, UK
    Age
    31
    Posts
    6,364
    Personality
    genestarwind
    Wong
    10,021,066

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: If they were going to kill me, I'd sign their eyes. Hey, they could sell them on eBay if I was famous. If not, I'd sign their underwear and throw it all at the other end of the room, giving me a chance for a quick escape. (Don't ask me why I chose underwear. It's the first thing that came to my mind.)

    Situation:
    You're at school (travelled back in time if you've finished) and your headmaster is going to kill you. You're in his/her office. How do you survive?
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

    Anime and Steam info

    Anime-Planet.com - anime | manga | reviews



  7. #87
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Last Seen
    4th March 2014 02:38 AM
    Age
    24
    Posts
    368
    Wong
    597

    RE: One situation, one item

    PAPER SHREDDER!!!!!(preferably jam his tounge inside of it)

    Your sitting at home, your tierd but still cant settle down...You tried taking medicine and its not working. You decide to watch a scary movie, the movie goes on as any other would but suddenly, A massive demonic hand grabs you and pulls you inside. How do you escape?
    ''All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.''



  8. #88
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Last Seen
    8th August 2012 03:03 PM
    Posts
    551
    Wong
    112

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: (An obvious pick would be the BFG 9000 but I don't usually do obvious (I try not to, atleast)).
    Would have to be a piece of chalk. Why? So I can engrave holy words around the place.

    Situation: An army of angry virgins have come to your house and demand that you spill their blood for satan. What item to do you use to either comply with their wishes or escape?
    Fighting through Aliens, Robots, Insane sick people, demons, plants, dragons, fish, squids, jellyfish and more for the good of the forum!


    When I play a game, I usually want to see lethal amounts of death and destructive amounts of ruination.

  9. #89
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Last Seen
    Yesterday 10:17 PM
    Location
    Manchester, UK
    Age
    31
    Posts
    6,364
    Personality
    genestarwind
    Wong
    10,021,066

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item: A screen showing a video of Chris-chan which might tell them where they're going wrong and why they're still virgins. I'd then escape.

    Situation: You've been given an otherworldly morphing device, capable of fusing two organisms into one. You've been told to use this on two human beings if you wish to keep it.
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
    Jim: "I knew it."
    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

    Anime and Steam info

    Anime-Planet.com - anime | manga | reviews



  10. #90
    ProfileAchievementsGamer StatsInventoryLikes List
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Last Seen
    8th April 2019 09:48 PM
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA
    Age
    27
    Posts
    1,665
    Personality
    hoticehilda
    Wong
    14,130

    RE: One situation, one item

    Item(peeps): Two identical twins. Let's find out just how similar they are...

    Situation: You find yourself a dragon. It doesn't look very happy. What do you do?
    "Believe in yourself and create your own destiny. Don't fear fate." - Narrator
    avatar by: beautifulhangoverx


    Anime-Planet.com - anime | manga | reviews


    This was a good idea Mantis.

Similar Threads

  1. A Spammy Situation
    By Mantis in forum Site Updates
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 17th April 2017, 05:23 PM
  2. Awkwardest/Weirdest Discovery or Situation?
    By Mantis in forum Clyde's Bar
    Replies: 38
    Last Post: 8th February 2017, 11:40 PM
  3. This or That: Awkward Situation Edition
    By Mantis in forum Tenrei
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 27th October 2016, 07:23 AM
  4. Item Shop Updates and a Competition
    By Mantis in forum Site Updates
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25th August 2011, 07:02 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •