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    Bad Movies

    And when I say bad, I mean BAD.

    Universally loathed/unwatchable pieces of trash that no man (or woman) would ever willingly sit through alone, nor tolerate in a group for any reason other than to mock!

    I've seen some awful movies, mainly thanks to the late-night crapfests that satellite channels seem to throw around on a weekly basis. One of the worst offenders I can remember was Hard Rock Zombies, an unholy abomination of a 'movie' I witnessed almost a decade ago that made absolutely no sense whatsoever:

    Shitty 'rock' band plays some shitty show. They get in the van and go... somewhere, because they pick up a hitch-hiker who says they can stay with her, or some nonsense. Bassist finds (and get this) a medieval bass riff that raises the dead. Stuff happens, they get killed by their hosts who turn out to be zombies.

    Then they get resurrected for some reason involving that stupid bass riff.

    Lost yet? Good.

    And then it decides to make even less sense when it turns out that the zombies are masterminded by ADOLF HITLER. And HE'S A ZOMBIE TOO.

    Then the band win via some plot device I can't remember because the movie was just that shit.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Bad Movies

    Sounds like one of those "so bad it's good" films. I don't remember many bad films as I tend to avoid them like the plague (unlike you—you seem to enjoy bad games and films XD) but I'm reminded of the time we watched Clownhouse.

    What we ought to do is arrange a night when a bunch of us will enter the Outlaw Star UK chat room, and watch a terrible film at the same time. It's a good idea, right? *tumbleweed*
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    RE: Bad Movies

    No, it's not SBIG. It's So Bad It's Horrible.

    But arranging to watch some crap? It's genuinely a fantastic idea. And I'm being completely serious.

    But understand that I do not enjoy bad movies/games; I'm just cursed to put myself through so much torture for some inexplicable reason.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Bad Movies

    Lol sounds good although I expect there will be much rage from Baron. I will be cackling.

    That Snakes on a Plane is a cracker to watch in a group... "Not the nipple!".

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    RE: Bad Movies

    We'll sort something out. The chat room needs more use. I'll make an effort of signing into it whenever I'm online from now on. Let's come up with some films and we'll have a vote or something. Not seen Snakes on a Plane yet—not a bad idea. I'm all up for terrible anime as well. What a bunch of masochists we are.
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    RE: Bad Movies

    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: Bad Movies

    Trash movie eh?
    Love Guru, can't believe I actually wasted over an hour of my live on that. :'(
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    RE: Bad Movies

    I'm gonna say the whole Twilight series, and that Dragonballz movie. I'm sorry for those that love Twilight, but vampires not sparkle, and that is all! lol XD Dragonballz movie was god-awful, it did my best atleast try to watch it. After about 10 mins., I had all I could take. I cried after that. :'(

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    RE: Bad Movies

    If you want a vampire film, watch The Lost Boys. I agree, vampires aren't all sparkly and involved in love dilemmas or whatnot. I'd like to think no one here loves Twilight.

    Want a terrible film?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGTrKmkceiE

    This whole series got bad after the first Scary Movie which was good. Scary Movie 2 was average, but after that it's been shitty film after shitty film. This trailer shows all of the best parts, and that's really not saying much—it's not even funny. Once again I've lost faith in humanity by reading comments on the video's page by people saying, "OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE IV EVA SEEN!"

    ...Wait, what?
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    RE: Bad Movies

    I'm sorry Mantis, I quite enjoyed Scary Movie 3.
    Is it tripe? Yes, but it's enjoyable tripe.
    You gotta love the part where they prime a shovel, and a shotgun shell flies out. XD
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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