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    BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Because I have too much free time these days, I've decided to look for some of the worst things I remember seeing/hearing in my young age. It may well be anything, from old cartoons, to adverts, to music videos... but I guarantee that it will be positively ****ing awful. So without wasting any more time, here's...

    EPISODE 1: THE JUNGLE BOOK
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH-DaF81V_k

    I found this video once (as in an actual VHS cassette), back in the early 90's. Even as a kid who'd barely started school, I could tell that this was a massive pile of shite with shoddy animation and abominable acting.

    And it was utterly hilarious.

    The script is so badly-written with such flat delivery from the actors that it makes The House Of The Dead 2's cutscenes look and sound convincing. Animation's constantly re-used (and looks plain crap), with absolutely no detail to the characters at all. The backgrounds look alright, but then they had to get something right.

    The other two parts are in the related section, so if you feel like wasting 40 or so minutes only to be left with urges to throw yourself down some stairs after, you know where to look.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Ugh, horrible! At first I was trying to convince myself this was definitely not what I enjoyed as a young child, until shortly after (the British voice acting was a give-away) I realised this indeed is a different version. I couldn't even find information about it on Wikipedia. What a downright awful abomination.
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    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    This is the exact reason for the invention of fire.
    ''All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.''



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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    ...invention? What?
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Gonna go invent me some fire... 8)
    Like a boss.
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    This was a good idea Mantis.

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Quote Originally Posted by BaronOfStuff
    ...invention? What?
    "Fire" was invented by Dr. Harold Fire, to be used as a tool to dispose of sh*t like this.

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Of course, silly me. It's just that I've been so busy reading about Sir Isaac Gravity and his wonderful invention lately that it slipped my mind.

    Here's another one. CRIKEY ETHEL, LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS SHIT!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-2n8JHc1M
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    I remember that idiot. How could I forget?
    Gene: "Have faith in me guys, enjoy the ride—you're in good hands. I can handle this. I can do it!"
    Jim: "How do you know?"
    Gene: "I don't!"
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    Gene: "That's okay. There's a first time for everything!"

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    Hahaha. Part of me kind of liked that horrid advert.

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    RE: BaronOfStuff Goes Hunting For Historical Shit On YouTube

    This one's not as old as the other stuff here, but it is at least three years old. Be warned -- watching this may reduce you to a laughing pile for a considerable amount of time. Or you might just lose whatever faith you may have had in humanity.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w

    I... I can't think of any way to put this. Incredible.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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