RE: What film have you just watched?
("Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face..."
"WHY THE FUCK D'YOU DO THAT?!"
"I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!")
Iron Man [2008]. I honestly think it's much better than The Dark Knight, not least because it didn't receive anywhere near as much hype and doesn't try to be 'realistic'.
"It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"