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    The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    Now I know this is completely subjective to opinion, and that for the most part a person's 'worst game' changes fairly frequently. But instead of being so literal, just list all the crappiest, most worthless pieces of Kokosnuss* you have had the misfortune of experiencing. And please, do update as frequently as you can!

    DRAGON'S LAIR: NES, 1990
    Not so much a game as a barely-interactive exercise in getting game over in a shorter timeframe than an average person takes to piss. I would try and say there's a small positive to this game somewhere, but there isn't. There really isn't.

    SPACE ACE: SNES, 1994
    Yet another over-ripe turd from the Don Bluth crap-tree. Awful in more ways than the above, and it results in Game Over even faster. There are no redeeming qualities to this game at all.

    WAR 2410: SNES, 1995
    Brings to the strategy genre what diarrhoea brings to bathroom visits. Nothing but total misery and wasted time.


    *German for 'coconut'. Oddly enough, I like coconuts.
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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    Superman 64.

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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played



    Bubsy 3D. Need I say more? This game had seriously atrocious level design, checkerboard textures nearly everywhere, and elsewhere plenty of misaligned textures. The voice clips of Bubsy were horrible and the controls were extremely difficult to get used to. I don't know how I played it for even ten minutes as a kid.
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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    PLATOON: NES, 1988

    Oh. My. God.

    I played this one a while back, but for some reason I suddenly remembered it. And you know what? It captures the horrors of the Vietnam War perfectly; the experience of this game is something that will haunt you for the rest of your days, and could quite possibly lose your mind if you spend too long with it.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    The Worst Game You Have Ever Played
    Prince of Persia for Xbox 360

    Just...friggin....terrible
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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    X-PERTS: (MegaDrive, 1996)
    I played this earlier. Jesus, it's ****ing awful.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8KgwkbOnw
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    Bahamut Lagoon for SNES!!!
    The game is awsome, yes. But the story is just a SUCK UP!!! I was more then mad when I completed the game. Ther eis no happy ending, just a stupid ending..............

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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE for gamecube.

    It was like my mind was being fisted by the hulk, it made no sense for example the water mario's weakness was water.Hours and Hours of rage and hatred, button smashing. I hated it so much I melted it and buried it, never again to have my ears be cursed by ''LETSA GO!''
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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    I didn't like the look of Super Mario Sunshine so I never played it. Super Mario 64's where it's at.
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    RE: The Worst Game You Have Ever Played

    CONAN: NES, 1990
    What do I do? WHAT THE **** DO I DO? This game is dreadful.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i9_gYhpN4
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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