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    UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    As you all some of you know, we have been at war with sub-aquatic aliens recently, with no real end to the conflict in sight.

    Yeah, well, things just got worse... albeit in some sort of future timeline where there is a 3rd dimension, anyway. Aliens have once again invaded, but this time they've decided to sod any submarine adventures, and instead went straight for the surface and blasted the s**t out of Mumbai less than 24 hours ago.

    Having somehow been assigned as commander of the only defensive organisation in existence for our planet, I have wasted no time in giving the go ahead for several research projects. However, there is a problem. It's all well and good having a group of mooks do this work for me, but I need some people I can trust...

    But there are none. So my next choice was to round up some recruits from here! So sign up today! See the sights of the universe! Experience the wonders of extra terrestrial life!

    ...and exterminate it.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    Put me on the frontline, commander!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nixie-the-Pixie
    I mainly do crack.

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    Sounds like fun, sign me up XD
    You're asking for historical accuracy in a series where men weilding three swords in each hand, pirates surfing across land on giant anchors, horses with motocycle parts attached and feudal-era Power Rangers are the norm?

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    FUCK YEAH SPACE COMBAT!
    The hilarity of the Chat Room:
    (01:14:54) Somasol: also, don't forget to hit the logout button. sometimes you'll see people in chat but they'll disappear the instant you enter.
    (01:15:32) Somasol: you'll be going "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?UUUUUUUUU" when that happens. XD
    (01:15:46) Somasol: anyway, g'night!
    (01:15:47) ChatBot: Somasol logs out of the Chat.
    (02:20:39) ChatBot: MajinCooler27 logs into the Chat.
    (02:20:42) ChatBot: Hannah has been logged out (Timeout).
    (02:21:11) MajinCooler27: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?UUUUUUUUU
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    (16:24:07) Somasol: LOL.

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    That's three recruits ready. Next recruit is the last to get... well, something good, maybe. Not really thought this one through, because I am worried that the aliens will target Burger King next before my discount tokens expire.

    ANYWAY... being the commander (a.k.a. "the guy who sits around barking out senseless orders between BK meals"), I am unable to directly join the frontline myself. However, after reading the background reports and other files related to the historic operation known internally as "Terror From The Deep", I had the foresight to clone myself for no reason other than to send 'myself' into battle.

    Indirect suicide, get! Because they're only a bunch of spacemen, nothing to worry about. SIGN UP TODAY!!
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    Here's a rousing speech for my fellow SPESS MEHRENS brave soldiers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJMLfACod48
    Quote Originally Posted by Nixie-the-Pixie
    I mainly do crack.

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    That's just demoralising! Nobody is going to die! Nobody at all! You can trust me on that.

    Anyway:
    UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)
    I picked Europe as our base of operations. Why Europe? Because I have a feeling that most of our willing recruits will be Europeans. That's why.

    UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)
    This is the current layout of our initial base. You may be wondering why it is named 'Entryway'? Well, after some initial scouting around, it was definitely the easiest area to clean out of a completely unrelated alien invasion.

    Also, good news! In addition to recruits from these boards, I have enlisted a few mercenaries from several disbanded ST forces for the upcoming skirmishes. This should will give us a higher chance an absolute certainty of winning eventually very soon.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    Sure why not? Count me in, Spess Mehren Comamaandar.
    "The human eye is a wonderful device. With a little effort, it can fail to see even the most glaring injustice." - Quellcrist Falconer

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    Added.

    Also, it's now time for me to start conscripting everyone under the sun. Because conscripts get free noodles!

    More updates coming soon.

    *EDIT: UFO Spotted! You're all going to die in!*
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: UFO:AI (OLS:UK fights yet more aliens!)

    At 05:42, the usual half-assed fooling around in Entryway ceased when a UFO was detected hovering around nearby European airspace.



    Our single fighter was scrambled to intercept and down it, but for whatever reason the alien pilot seemed to have **** itself and taken a nosedive before our pilot could even get close to engaging, with the UFO crashing somewhere along the old border between Hungary and Slovakia. Activity in the area was almost immediately detected, meaning these extra-terrestrial bastards were most definitely wearing their space-belts.



    A team was quickly mobilised to mop up the survivors of this galactic joyride before they started stealing cars and running red lights. Or killing civilians with their death rays, one of the two. The following soldiers were deployed:

    LEADER
    K-Yerp: Assault
    Former ST mercenary and one of the trainers for new recruits. K-Yerp, like the other mercenaries, is easy to notice on the field because he refuses to wear the regulation blue-collar-bozo uniform. He and the mercs also insisted on having the available combat armour, and seeing as they're the ones who have been training you clowns lately, it's only fair that he gets to wear it in this situation.

    Meatshields Soldiers:
    Aishawasframed!: Sniper
    Mantis: Grenadier
    Diz: Assault
    Flare: Assault
    Dr. Killjoy: Shotgunner
    Nixie-the-Pixie: Shotgunner
    Somasol: Sniper

    Further updates regarding the arc of this mission will follow shortly.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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