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    Marvel's New Warriors

    Well, we can see what post Stan Lee Marvel (Rest in Peace, you glorious, legendary, heroic man) will be.
    An unmitigated disaster.

    These are Marvel's "New Warriors". A group of new younger superheroes who may well be the most disliked in comic book history. Hey Matter Eater Lad! Watch out! These heros are coming for your crown!

    This group of heros is...pathetic. Be warned: This spoiler contains deadly levels of stupidity. Treat carefully.
    Seriously...their powers are beyond dumb
    There's Trailblazer who has a magic backpack. That's it. She's Dora the Explorer. Except that live action movie adaptation of Dora was better received than this.
    Next is Screentime, who is permanently attached to the internet. He can Google things super quick. That's hisnpower.
    And how did he get it? Did he have a VR helmet permanently attached to his head? Vaguely like SAO?
    NOPE. It's because if his grandfather's "Experimental Internet gas.'
    EXPERIMENTAL
    INTERNET
    GAS. What the fuck does that mean?
    The last two they showcase are Safespace and Snowflake. Twins who are nonbinary. Snowflake uses ice shuriken while Safespace can make a barrier. Ok. The most "useful" of the group, but that's not saying much.


    Now, obviously Marvel wanted to get brownie points from people in the LGBTA+ community, but...no one is falling for it. This is an extremely lazy attempt at getting attention and recognition. No real effort was made to represent nonbinary people. The just lazily made heros that look like deviantart rejects, gave them generic powers, and Hope's they'd get showered with praise for being "brave" for making "unconventional" heros.
    But no one was fooled, and almost everyone was insulted. As of right now, the Like/Dislike ratio is 4K likes to 196K Dislikes that's 2% likes to 98% dislikes!
    So...what do you all think?

    Heres the original video if anyone is interested.

    But I'd recommend watching one of the critique videos instead. At least those will be funny on purpose and not make you cry.
    ShoeonHead's is my personal favorite.

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    This is one of those weird things where it's hard to tell if they're being serious or not...though, knowing Marvel's past output, it's more than likely is. I haven't been following Marvel's previous releases since none of them interest regardless of agenda (Though I read a few issues of the new Ghost Rider run which is pretty good so far). Of course, the comics aint selling and this is gearing up to be a bomb which is just going to pile on top of the already shitty situation the comic book industry is in right now.

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    I watched the Shoeonhead video when it was posted, I wouldn't have heard of this otherwise as I don't follow Marvel stuff (for this exact reason, really). It's a 50/50 toss-up if they're being serious. If it's a joke or bait, then it's really well executed haha.
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    Shoe is funny, I used to watch her videos.

    I heard about this when it was first announced thanks to Muta and I gotta say... Yikes. I thought I might have posted a thread here about it but I guess I didn't. This is just all kinds of bad. I was never big into Marvel but I did like DC for a little while. Not into comics or anything like it anymore, I feel like it was done into the ground when it became a mainstream thing with the movies. I really don't know if this is a joke or not but it just seems bad.

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    Never been a big fan of Shoe's. She always came across as a bandwagoning boxxy wannabe.

    I heard all about this dumb comic. I wanted to believe it's a parody too, but what were you expecting? 2019 politics were stupid enough so what can you expect from 2020? I guess we need a class clown like New Warriors when everything else is serious, mostly thanks to the coronavirus. I can honestly say that Gordon from Freddy Got Fingered came up with designs that are comparatively pure genius.


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