Foxy Boxing
No, not some sort of disgusting ritual involving two men dressed as wild animals having sissy slap-ups, but a no-holds barred fight between female supermodels!
Alright, so it doesn't really exist. But this area of the forum was horribly empty, and I had to do something about that.
"It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"