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    DOOM: Repercussions Of Evil

    John Stalvern waited.

    The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

    John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
    Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

    "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
    So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

    "HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
    "I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

    "No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
    The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"


    And then John was a zombie.


    (Very special thanks to the original author, Peter Chimaera, for writing this groundbreaking piece.)


    Now a feature-length motion-picture:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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    RE: DOOM: Repercussions Of Evil

    Just as a note, normally we request that users link to the original works if they are submitting fan fiction that is not their own, but in this case, the link is not available. Now that's out of the way...

    This is a classic parody. Every time I come back to it I still find it hilarious. I guess it's easily accessible too since you don't need to be a Doom fan to enjoy its awe. (Well, since when did Doom have a narrative anyway? Oh wait, the narrative that ruined Doom's legacy in Doom 3.)

    For video versions of John Stalvern's adventure, see below.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQIx5jiTsg

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    RE: DOOM: Repercussions Of Evil

    I don't think there's a wad based on this fic. That needs to change.

    Managed to dig up a link to the original.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nixie-the-Pixie
    I mainly do crack.

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    RE: DOOM: Repercussions Of Evil

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Killjoy
    I don't think there's a wad based on this fic. That needs to change.
    Allow me.

    Project #9!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Killjoy
    Awesome. Now the story shall live forever.
    "It turned out that the ghost was just Mr. Finley, who ran the amusement park. The spooky part is that, as soon as the ghost appeared, the teenagers' dog began to speak! And it spoke in a tortured parody of human speech: 'relp me, Raggy,' it would say. 'I am an abomination and rould re rilled. Rill re, Raggy.'"

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