Thread: Things you never want to hear

The game idea is pretty simple: I come up with a situation for someone to be in. The next person then thinks of the absolute worst thing the person could hear someone say, then suggests a new situation. Then we keep going through words and situations.

Example:

A: "Things you never want to hear while having sex."

B: "'I HAVE AIDS!'

Things you never want to hear while stuck in traffic."

etc. I'll start us off:

Things you never want to hear when being operated on.

"He's not going to make it!"

Things you never want to hear a chef say about your food.

"You shoulda seen the size of the roach that fell into the meatgrinder!"

Things you never want to hear when typing a long paper.

"Didn't you hear?The assignments been canceled."

Things you never want to hear airport security tell you before boarding the plane.

"Hold on—I'm afraid the metal detector picked something up. I don't know how you got something past the first checkpoint, but we're going to have to perform a full body search."

Things you never want to hear when you're talking to a friend about a girl you like.

"I hate to think what kind of loser would be desperate enough to date her."

Things you never want to hear when you first wake up.

"The house is on fire!"

Things you never want to hear when making a withdrawal from your bank account.

"Sir, are you aware that £5000 was deposited to an account in Lagos, Nigeria two days ago?"

Things you never want to hear when a homeless person talks to you.

"I was a lot like you when I was young."

Things you never want to hear while in line at the grocery store.

"Freeze! Keep your hands up where I can see them, and I want all of you to hand me your phones. If you co-operate you will not be harmed."

Things you never want to hear when playing an online game. (lol)