Thread: Let's write an episode, five words at a time

This is an idea that came to me while I was in the shower, there are most likely similar ideas out there so I hope I haven't bastardized it too much! Basically, we'll take it in turns writing five words at a time (though you can write less if you wish), the only rules are that it should take place within the Outlaw Star universe, it doesn't matter how ridiculously it plays out. In fact, the sillier the better. Well then, let's begin.

One evening, Gene was sitting

(This sounds like an interesting idea! It's similar to a generalized 'five word story' game, but more specific...ish. )

in Clyde's bar, wondering about

Iris' butt. (Gene, you dog! ) Suddenly, in walked

Iris herself! But what was

Gene sitting on, anyway? 'Twas

an oddly comfortable seat for

an eleven year old boy!

Then he realized it: he

was a grown man! So,

Gene assumed the fetal position,